There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Sext me about skeletons
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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