great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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