My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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