Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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