We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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