Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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