so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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