nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
