the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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