Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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