yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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