it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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