It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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