dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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