She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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