she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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