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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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