She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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