My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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