That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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