I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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