I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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