? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
