YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
