apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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