im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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