he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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