he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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