I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I hate all girls vehemently.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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