see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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