dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
are you so shy because you have an std?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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