just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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