dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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