If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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