He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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