When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
