I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You made out with two different species that night
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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