I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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