Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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