We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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