Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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