your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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