You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
