Sacagawea was the original milf.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Houston, we have a squirter
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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