isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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