hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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