Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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