i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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