Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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