Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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