sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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