Plan B is the new Plan A
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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